One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve said to God
“Sir, I have a problem”
“What problem Eve?”
“Sir, I know that you have created me and that you have provided this beautiful garden and all of these marvellous animals and the cheerful and funny serpent, but I do not feel happy.”
“What is wrong Eve?” Came the immediate response from above
“Sir, I feel lonely and I am fed up with eating apples”
“Good Eve, in that case I have a solution. I will create a ‘man’ for you”
“But what is a ‘man’ Sir? “
“This 'man' will be a defective creature, with many downsides. It is going to lie, make fun of you and be vain, basically give you a lot of problems. It will be bigger than you, faster, and love hunting and killing. It will have a disconcerting curious look, but, since you are complaining, I will create it so that it can satisfy your, er ... physical needs. …… It will be unintelligent and engage in childish occupations such as fighting or kicking a ball. It won't be very smart and will need your advice to think properly.”
“Sounds like fun!” Comment Eve winking ironically. “ but what is the payback?”
“Well.. you can have a ‘man’ on one condition ...”
“What condition?”
“As I told you, 'man' will be a proud, arrogant and self-complacent creature.. so you're going to have to make him believe that he was created first.. but always remember, this will be our secret ... from woman to woman!!!!!!!!!
